I realized after I posted this that it sounded like I was letting SC off the hook—Sim City is indeed the origin of this problem, I just think it is better at being a game than Cities Skylines.

Well now that I can understand. That’s principle.

Yeah, you probably aren’t a writer because Jesus Christ the amount of work you’ve just suggested games should pivot to is massive. That sounds like a recipe for a game to have five hundred small shit stories because they had to meet a numbers quota so that every single possible pairing combination has a ‘full plot’.

I like how this sits side-by-side with yet another article about what a shithole company Bethesda is to work for. Are we suppose to celebrate this or...?

It’s not just the advisers; Cities has a really toxic approach to civic planning that leaves me cold.

No, actually, I don’t think I should plow a multi-lane road through this quiet residential area to ‘improve traffic’, since widening roads does not ever led to actually improving traffic because that’s not how induced…

Why did I come to this party?

Which I’ve never understood because Cities: Skylines is a glorified traffic simulator and a profoundly shitty Sim City clone that nails nothing that made the best of that series good—which goes to show just how bad the Aways-Online Sim City was that Cities could take its place.

Why yes, we here at EA’s social media teams often play videos game. I myself play the FEETAFA spots game many times a day. I love the risk and reward of its funtainment gamblebox system, and I enjoy using the videoed game controller and online connectivity for lots of engagement.

Highly distress at his inbox of 50000+ unread steam messages.

When Rich Crazy Asians came out, the Asian-American community praised it for its diverse casting and focus on Asian-oriented experiences. In Asia, however, the film was heavily criticized for whitewashing due to its casting primarily lighter-skinned ethnic-Chinese actors, and erasing the presence of Singapore’s…

Of course that’s true for any pile of cocaine...

Or a year ago. Or five years ago. Or eight years ago. Or when St. James (nee Vanderwerff) was here. Or ten years ago. Or fifteen years ago for pity’s sake.

Reflex.

I saw the headline and I was like ‘oh, huh, there was some Homecoming crossover I missed’ thinking it was something sneaky but no, it was just the show’s open use of of a character from the MCU’s large roster.

“This show is about 5% cool scenes and 95% ridiculous contrivances” is a perfect descriptor.

My recurring joke about the Clone Wars TV show is that General Grievous is only competent off-screen.

“The other’s for Microsoft Flight Sim, Microsoft’s flight sim.”

Thank you for clearing-up any potential ambiguity there.

Sadly the comics are all pretty mediocre.

Bond, the mission has been compromised. Better get out of there before the police arrive.

Hell yeah!