Yeah, seeing the RIAA stand up for the little guy is the best joke I’ve seen in ages.

I mean I talk a big game but it’s not like I know a goddamn thing about queer cinema in a timely fashion until a Yotuber I likes makes a video about it, saving me the time of having to watch it. I’m an internet commentor - all I can do is make snarky comebacks I forget I wrote.

Probably the piggy bank with a pig’s body and Brian Mulroney’s head.

The best advice I can give about Crusader Kings games is that the people out there who play to ‘win’ tend to be humourless and tedious lot: play to experience. You will find successes. You will find failures. You will find lives cut frustratingly short, and others agonizingly prolonged. Take it all for the experience…

I’m really, really sorry to hear that the first movie your gay ass has been excited about since 1997 is the 101 Dalmatians prequel. It sucks to hear that the last quarter-century of queer cinema either went under your radar or simply wasn’t to your tastes, but either-way, have you considered that perhaps you’re just…

Enjoy the influx of desperate Corporate White Knights explaining to you that, while they know corporations aren’t their friend, you should nevertheless roll over for them at every opportunity because that’s the moral thing to do. Software piracy is the worst possible crime of all.

I miss him so much.

Ah, I see.

I’m not going say the asinine scene of “Ugh, who asked for this?’ because people evidentially do (it’s why ‘Who Cares?” is the tritest of all possible responses to a news article - if nothing else, somebody somewhere clearly cared enough to write the damn thing)

I will ask, instead, a better question: “We know who…

Raise your hand if this is the first time you have ever heard of six-season-running television programme Bull.

I couldn’t name a Jay-Z song, it’s not a style of music I like. I could equally fail to name any song off the Country and Western top 40 list for the past thirty years (though I suppose if I just said ‘Truck’ or listed random Johnny Cash songs I’d probably get lucky at some point).

What’s this supposed to prove about…

Exactly! It makes the resistance look like utter idiots because they took a look as this kid who is clearly useless to everyone and when ‘hey I just had a great idea!”

The Young Jedi series is sitting right there, for pity’s sake - scraping off the EU-bits that no longer work, but if you want a series about a bumbling…

Oh it’s not the bumbling that bothers me, it’s that In the opening twenty-minutes of the film Obi-Wan commits a war crime and the film acts like that was really clever of him instead of, y’know, horrible. The bumbling matters less than the fact that his tactics are openly, incomprehensibly stupid, and i say this as…

Well that’s an extremely rude thing to say to a stranger.

Yes, Ezra does improve immensely, but I don’t think Pilot-Ahsoka was notably worse from the completely awful movie she was in - she stands out, if anything, from at least getting a few good sarcastic cracks about Anakin while the movie turns its attention to completely destroy Obi-Wan’s credibility as a general by…

hit, I keep forgetting that Cassian Andor gets his own series. I can’t wait to see all those great Cassian personality traits on the small screen like

uh...

... fuck.

I manged one episode and found him ten time more unbearable than pilot-movie Ezra Bridger.

And pilot-episode Ezra was terrible.

Oh you mean like Trump.

You missed some of the best and some of the worst writing a Big Fantasy series has to offer. Wheel of Time is... well, it’s infuriating. It’s made me well up with tears and it’s made me throw a book against the wall filled with rage at how poorly a second was written. Rarely has a male fantasy author been able to…