No. Proper waffles need to have the eggs whites folded into the waffle batter, Proper pancake procedure is to fold the pancake batter into the garbage can and make waffle batter instead.

Assuming, of course, you consider finding a Funko a blessing instead of curse. For all sane people, the headline should be read as “Funko Landfill Box Is Predictable And Ordinary And Full Of Colourful Faecal Matter.”

Assuming, of course, you consider finding a Funko a blessing instead of curse. For all sane people, the headline…

David Bowie’s Chilly Down seems a total lock.

Lashana Lynch deserves to be in a movie that doesn’t profess to be feminist but still makes itself mostly about a man and his problems.

If you’ve been following Blizzard news lately, you could be forgiven for thinking that the company had bulldozed its meticulously expanded World of Warcraft and replaced it with the humble township of Warcraft Classic that anything the company wants to shill should be ignored in favour of not letting up on their…

Man I wish i could get VC1 to run on my computer again. I want to play it so very badly.

I just want to make sure: fyout-bhall, yes? I am saying that right?

Krispy Kreme had a brief run here in Canada, where they somehow managed to sell worse doughnuts than Tim Horton, a feat not previously thought possible in the physics of food science.

Since their demise Tim Hortons learned from their success and lowered their standards once more, this time by eliminating kitchens from…

The late Leisure Suit Larry games are my gold standard for games that are so unfunny they do you active harm.

You have no idea how long I - an ardent fan of everything Myst (except, obviously, the fifth one) - have wanted to see Pyst. Not because I thought it would be good, but the historian in me dreamed it would one day surface.

Seriously, though, Pyst makers - Atrus isn’t a king, and never terms himself as such. Indeed,…

That’s not tru! He got to die once! And have the least engaging screen romance since... hrmm... From Justin to Kelly?

At least Renner has screen presence, unlike Bettany who seems to be trying to create the first Superhero ever played by drywall.

“Jeremy Renner—worst Avenger”

Now now, let’s not be too hasty - there’s some real competition at the bottom of that barrel. Vision. Scarlet Witch. Evangeline Lily.

“Pullman’s thematic ambition, grasp of pacing, and deftness with character are all baffling abandoned by the time The Amber Spyglass rolls around, turning one of the most important series of its age into a rambling, digressive, boring, didactically exhausting, lurching mess really if you love The Golden Compass stop…

NO SPRINGS

I just watched Evangelion, and subsequently End of Evangelion, for the first time in my thirty years the last three days.

Rarely have such twisted visuals been tied to such meaningless, hollow, blithering nonsense and first-year philosophy insights. Had the creator been well-adjusted, maybe on some decent medication to…

The answer is none, because leaf blowers are noise polluters with no valid function that cannot be easily replaced with equipment less offensive to everyone around you, not to mention your own physical health.

Leaf Blower: The Official Rake of Garbage People

The answer is none, because leaf blowers are noise polluters with no valid function that cannot be easily replaced…

Same here, which is why these days I keep the Epic browser on standby. It’s got a little proxy button up in the top corner and while I wouldn’t recommend it for doing Elite Haxxor Raid Sessions on banks, it’s super useful to watch region-locked content in seconds (though I’ve yet to try and see if it works for…

THERE’S NOTHING TO TRACK

HERMIT LIFESTYLE IS PRETTY CONSISTENT