Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait.

Guitar Hero has characters? It has lore? Next you’ll be telling me about the rich worldbuilding in Quiplash or Wii Bowling!

This Website’s Deliberately Frustrating Interface Will Make You Appreciate Good Web Design said a writer on a Gizmodo Media Group website without a trace of irony.

To be fair I also struggle to remember Sebastian Stan in the MArvel movies.

All these people go “He’s Bucky!” and I go “who?”

Then I rewatch the Marvel Movies and I go “Who?”

Winter Soldier is one of the strongest Marvel films I have watched it a dozen times and Sebastian Stan has all the screen presence of a napkin.…

I’m torn. Sandman was great. The script for Wonder Woman was awful.

Now if only there was something in that beautiful case worth buying.

The most important take away from this is: IGN still exists? And somebody went there and thought “yeah let’s let these guys break the trailer”?

Hey guys do you uh...

do you uh...

... do you ever worry that Star Wars is maybe kinda a bit...

... stupid?

And not even fun stupid, like a Fast and Furious movie, but just regular stupid, the kind that gives a movie death sticks?

How to peel garlic:

1) remove hard bit at the end
2) crush with flat of knife
3) remove garlic.

That’s it. it is easy for anyone able-bodied in regards to hands and arms. It’s not fun, it’s not exciting, it’s not nifty, and it’s nothing but labour, but it is easy.

“Facebook’s New Libra Coin: How Does It Work, and Should You Buy It?”

Cutting garlic is easy, and acting otherwise shows weak moral fibre and dissolute character.

When you can find them weighing down the shelves at Shoppers Drug Mart you have to real start questioning to what extent you are meaningfully purchasing a “collectable”

When you can find them weighing down the shelves at Shoppers Drug Mart you have to real start questioning to what…

Martin Freeman undercover as some kind of disco man in Black Panther?

Martin Freeman undercover as some kind of disco man in Black Panther?

I won’t lie . - there are a handful I like because once in a while the the aesthetic style of the Funko figures actually matches the character - Jake the Dog, from Adventure Time, for example, is a blob with black eyes and his Funko figure is perfect and that respect. They also had a much more expensive line of Vinyl…

I won’t lie . - there are a handful I like because once in a while the the aesthetic style of the Funko figures…

1) Rent a dumpster
2) Fin

1) Rent a dumpster
2) Fin

“Archer: 1999 is just a few episodes in” but neither you nor anyone else is statistically likely to remember this or still be watching.

All it needed was someone who knew how to light a scene.

And write dialogue.

And tie the finale into the previous 2 hours of film.

And write an actually feminist script that didn’t focus the development arc on a man.

“Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly”

Supposedly? 

What? That five minute movie was ten times better than the medicore disappointment that followed it.

Well is that better or worse than having to sit through Farting Volcano story again?

And yes, everyone who wants to tell me that it was a tribute to Israel Kamakawiwoʻole and his partner. I know that.

Guess what? All the optics and framing made it a story about underwater mountains rocketing to the surface via fart…

I both agree and yet this is a problem in almost all video games with weapons and without portable shield generators.

If you get shot, once, most people go down. Not necessarily ‘drop dead’ but you just got shot and short of it winging your earlobe the myriad and complex responses of the body to having a bullet rip…