Maybe it isn’t quite mainstream, but with all the states that allow concealed carry a quick access gun safe built into the console would be nice. About the only vehicles that allow a drop in safe are full size pickups.

When it sinks get federal money to cover the disaster. Just hope for a Democratic president that year.

Outfit it with cannon and let the greater LA population of homeless take it over as a pirate ship.

I really wish Harley Davidson would just fold and license their logo to some S&M cosplay manufacturer. Seems like that is the only value left in the brand.

$199 per month and you always have to be prepared to take over driving at any instant. That is a hard pass. 

If this lady and Jesus were on better terms she wouldn’t have been driving a Kia.

Use roughly cut potatoes and onions as an edible rack the next time you are roasting meat. When the fat renders out they get a wonderful flavor and keep the meat up off the pan so it is roasted on all sides. 

Substitute sugar daddy for parents and I think you might be on to something. 

If you think about what he is asking for it is basically a 60 month lease with all maintenance included for $166 a month. Good luck with that. 

The classic gas lighting practitioner is always a male, but a woman who feels entitled to cheat can take it to a whole new level and really mess with a guy. 

Remind me to never make you mad. That is next level. 

One of my go to statements in a heated discussion is “I can see how you might see it that way but I would encourage you to try to reframe that.”

You can also smack them on counter and add the shattered pieces to the top of a bowl of oce cream or shake. 

Consequences for breaking rules isn't racist.

Just have the car email your information to the court and issue a ticket. 

I wonder how easy that makes them to steal. Bad people are the reason we all can't have nice things. 

I would have gone with “based on the totality of circumstances I reasonably believed someone was placing an explosive device is under my car and feared for my safety” but then again, I have different enemies than most people. That doesn't explain the tying him to the trailer hitch part though. 

The victim was in a car parked across a lane of traffic “protecting” protestors that were standing in the middle of the road blocking traffic. None of them would have been killed by the drunk driver if they had been in a parking place, moving at the same speed and direction of the rest of traffic, or in the case of…

Agreed, should be grounds for deportation if the individual is not a citizen. Europe doesn't tolerate drunk driving expats. Why should we. 

I have grown to loathe anyone who says "source please" like anyone who posts a comment owes you something. I am not your secretary and neither is whoever posted this. You just sound like a snotty little debate kid who got beat up in middle school.