Heineken may taste like piss water, but dammit if they haven't earned my respect.

Eh, this is going to sound artsy-fartsy but it's not really the quality of his photographs that make him appealing, but the dynamic with the subject. He's got a great talent for drawing out the X factor in his subjects. I can't really explain it further than that, but my photography friends and I discussed this whilst…

Your opinions shatter my preexisting notions therefore you are mean.

Oh, blow it out your ass. For someone who considers her frivolity harmful, you sure do engage in a lot of frivolous worrying and bitching.

Some of these are pretty shitty, but Lorde's boyfriend is a homely looking fellow, regardless of race.

I totally agree, but the reason he is a shell of a man is infinitely more complicated than that. Sorry, I'm a Mad Men nerd :p

She's the only correspondent that makes me laugh out loud any more. The others just occasionally garner a chuckle or an exhalation through my nose and a half-hearted smile.

HEYO

It's fairly easy to navigate if you know what you're looking for. It is not a site for the casual browser.

I mean, not every zoo is the Central park zoo...

Slow news day?

Sure, but it's even sillier to designate this story as an example of how fat people are fucked over in America. It trivializes the problem and certainly does more harm than good. If she wants people to take this issue seriously, she should replace this story with one that actually reflects the problem at hand instead…

I'll buy that "fat" people have it tough, but your story wasn't a representation of that. It was just you being angry in the morning and then assigning your anger to a target and reason in order to justify it.

I'm not sure if you're aware of the legend, but Nicholson has reportedly slept with thousands of women, starlets among them. He may be an older gentleman, but he apparently has an undeniable charm in person. I don't doubt his ability to seduce Lawrence for a second.

Honestly, I don't care how psychologically fucked he was, he's a deplorable asshole and I am very glad that he is no longer breathing

Can't deny that.

To be fair, Bush wasn't sending them specifically to their deaths based on their race. He was just doing so to all young men.

Shit, I'm rooting for "My Fair Lady" starring Zooey Deschanel and Alec Baldwin.

Yeah, well I'm offended by the his/her comment and your name! Goats and dogs are wonderful creatures. :( (To keep up the compounding offense, I hate humans)

As a male, I see absolutely no redeeming qualities in sending a girl a picture of my dick. It's not that impressive and I'm sure she doesn't want to see it (ladies, correct me if I'm wrong). I think most guys do it because they feel like they want to contribute something back after receiving the gift of bewbs, but I…