The only baby shower I've ever been to was co-ed. It was miserable. Please don't make me go to any more :(

That's not Hunter Hayes. That's Scotty McCreery.

"...is even slut-shaming her littlest of little girls..."

I'm not sure you know what sexual assault means.

Sexual assault is any involuntary sexual action in which a person is threatened, coerced, or forced to engage against their will...

On the bright side, today I learned that "forsook" is an appropriate alternative to "forsaken." New favorite word.

Oh Jesus, kids play fighting is a problem? I "killed" my friends all the time as a kid. I'm (mostly) fine after the fact. If we're going to get our panties in a wad every time someone "pew pews" with their finger, this country really has gone down the drain.

As someone who is both a night person and a self-diagnosed narcissist, I can confirm the validity of this study.

Fatniss Everdeen

I am fucking dying right now. Can I use this? Actually, fuck you and your permission; I'm going to use it liberally.

Fair enough. I definitely agree that it shouldn't be about creating a dichotomy between the bombers and the victims, but I don't think they deserve any ounce of sympathy. They chose to be terrible people and, thus, I believe should be treated as such.

I think the victims of the bombings may disagree with you on that one.

When I imagine hell, there isn't fire or brimstone. Satan doesn't look like a horned demon. There is only Ann Coulter and Fred Phelps holding hands and smiling at you.

Thank you for your input! It's always nice to hear what the older and wiser generations think of us. ;) For the record, we may be a self-centered bunch, but we have respect for our "elders." We just don't like to admit it.

I, unfortunately, am part of the problem when it comes to the low turn out of last year's Occupy…

Great piece! Millennials get shit on a lot because we think we can change the world. We're hoping to actually accomplish something as opposed to throwing our hands up in despair and saying "Fuck it. I guess we don't know anything so we might as well give up on our dreams." If that's naive, then just let us get through…

I lost it at "The church is no place for imaginary friends."

Why is Romney's "top strategist" even still getting airtime? I thought he became irrelevant when, y'know, Mitt didn't win. NOT LIKE HE WANTED TO ANYWAYS LOL HOW CONVENIENT.

There's just something unsettling about seeing a grown man in a Boy Scout uniform.

You assume they give a shit about the popular opinion. Unfortunately, I think they may just shove this one through and say "Fuck you" to the people. Because, y'know, that's how a Democratic government works.

"WENDY! WENDY! WENDY!" My God, this is beautiful. Watching those old white fucks fumble around, powerless to stop the applause is icing on this already very sweet cake.

I imagine this guy and the Dunkin Donuts girl would get along nicely.

Oh, I know what I watched. But I have no idea WHAT I watched. I appreciated it immensely regardless. Lynch may be insane, but the man is talented. Funny how often the two go hand in hand.