Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

Here comes my luggage! Hold on!

The point in my life where I feel so old I have absolutely no idea who this is someone change my bedpan please.

If someone steals it, does that make it a poached Koenigsegg?

It is both interesting and disappointing that nowhere in this article are the blatantly apartheid policies of Israel mentioned.

I don’t mean to be that guy complaining in the greys, but is there a way we could stop Foxtrot from showing up on our Jalopnik feed? I know for a fact I’m not the only one who is repulsed by all of this completely non-car related oorah shit.

If one gets in a collision, does that make it a scrambled Koenigsegg?

I’m 12.

Yup, really nice ones on a car with a base price of $168,000.00.

I’m ready for the “you’re insane” comments, but based on the description - 88 oz cut pile trimmed in nubuck leather with contrast stitching to match the dashboard option you picked - $1200 isn’t a bad price for two floor and a trunk mat.

The 2013 comment is strong with this one.

Good timing, Ford. You may have just won back a customer.

“Look, I wiggled it with my hands and it feels solid. I can’t comprehend the forces involved in a high speed collision.”

I think the leading image looks weird because it’s in isometric view, not perspectival view. But it’s pretty disproportionate regardless.

That’s OJ. I saw it on TV.

A Monster amount.

Wait what? Threatening? How is that threatening? It’s a freaking question.

Taillights look a bit “Mk5 Golf,” no?

Which have been slipping and are now average or slightly above average. What’s your point?

While I sort of agree with you, you’re also saying that like there are a lot of Camaro powertrain options. I wouldn’t call this the tippy top because the only things available this year are the 1/2LT and 1/2SS. It’s just the standard V8 Camaro putting down these numbers, not some ridiculously specced out version. Now,…