It makes me sad that you feel you need to post stuff like this (for years, I might add) in order to maintain relevance among your male counterparts. Sexism really has taken its toll on you, and on the poor women in your pictures.

Why would you get a car that looks like a Porsche if you don’t want to look like you’re in a Porsche? Get an Exocet or something else instead. Or like a Factory Five 818. Or literally anything else that isn’t a counterfeit Porsche.

Go to a country other than Britain that will accept you.

Honestly, they don’t have to go to Britain. They can go to another country. But no, they decide that they deserve to get into Britain, and end up pulling weapons on innocent civilians in order to get what they want. That’s not cool. They have other options.

The world needs more people like you.

Honestly, that made me like them more. They were willing to lie to the government in order to give the customer what they want. How badass is that?

Flash to pass/signal right of way? Apparently 7 people have never used high beams in that manner before

Or maybe the cop should fuck off and stop bothering a man for no reason, and proceed to go earn his taxpayer salary in a useful manner

Honestly I severely doubt a fuckboy would spend his $20000 on this. He’d get a G35 for $7k and spend the rest on literally anything else.

Could have just been a spoiler or something

I recently discovered that I admire disjointed manufacturer lineups with little consistency. The alternative is being BMW or Mercedes, and while I love their cars, goddamn if I’m not bored of them.

I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if the penalities outweighed the benefits. Trucks don’t do enough stop n go to justify the added weight; they’re mostly highway miles

I used to think that, but games like Forza Motorsport, DIRT, and even old school open world crime games like The Getaway have used real cars with damage physics. In some of these games, crimes are definitely committed.

Agreed. Honestly I’d ditch the landau too, but I actually like the look of this thing, barring the headlights. It’s clean. You might even be able to get away with the yellow if you work the “neoclassical Gatsby” angle

It really does sound strained. My stepdad has one, and we do home renos together with it as the work truck. It fits a hefty amount of stuff inside, with the rear seats down, but it always sounds like it’s full-throttle even when the car is barely accelerating. I keep trying to put it into eco mode to try and drop the…

I’ve been coming to jalopnik for probably 10 years, its pretty much the only gawker blog I ever posted on, and yet every other blog followed me except jalopnik.

Serious question - is it even possible to find one of these motors with under 200k km? They’ve all gotta be paperweights by now.

That silver Cadillac is just incredible. They could sell that today and I’m pretty sure nobody would complain

And here I was thinking it was an awkward attempt to validate the author’s English degree

I remember seeing this when I was a kid and having no idea what it was. Took me years to build my Google skills enough to figure it out... This car will always remind me of that awesome movie