We are always 10 years away from a completely different world.

I’ve owned automatic, anonymous automobiles, and I’ve owned cars with six-speeds and sonorous six-cylinder sources of joy. I can see the benefits of both types of vehicles. Honestly, on my commute, I find myself increasingly aching for the carefree autonomous method. Human beings are, on average, too stupid to pilot…

Perhaps, but that doesn’t directly impact the lives of Joe and Jane Average from Winnipeg, Manitoba. Suddenly telling millions of people that they have to buy expensive new cars which offer a completely different transportation experience is kind of another situation.

You should be excited. Once all the idiot drivers turn into robots, they’ll be a lot more predictable. I doubt they’ll outlaw driver’s cars any time soon. That would be an extremely forward-thinking law that would cause a drastic financial impact for a lot of people, and governments aren’t known for quickness when…

I like how this is the first image of the car’s rear I’ve seen, and it’s from AP, like 6 months after the thing gets unveiled.

I’m gonna guess that back in that era, it didn’t take much to make you “weird” in the eyes of the general population

You’re both right. Saying someone has a small dick because they drive an SUV is stupid (bro trucks excluded), but people really do buy vehicles for their projected image. There’s a reason so many entry-level BMWs are leased!

Honestly, I just had a beer.

Something something the wife said she wanted a Golf so I got her this

A star for finally giving me a name for that literary device!

They evoke images of neon and chintz and sweaty American men with faded baseball caps and pregnant girlfriends that still smoke cigarettes

I’ve never liked American cars, but something about these and the Eurosport Chevys turns me on. They’re just so... early 90s. They remind me of Florida. I honestly don’t know.

Honestly I don’t even know if he was trying to shame her because she is a woman, or because he’s just so immature that he believes sex and love can only exist as a package deal.

Honestly any person who says a line like that is basic af. I actually laughed out loud when I read it... what is this, eighth grade

I’ve come to accept the fact that a large percentage of the world’s population is very, very stupid. There’s really nothing we can do about it.

That’s like saying “guns don’t kill people, people kill people.” Technically true, but society would be better off without guns, just like they’d be better off without Pewdiepie.

Nah, I’m just the guy who makes fun of aggressively lame shit, and you’re the guy that enjoys watching a YouTube channel made for kids.

To be honest, I don’t like Mr. Regular either. His shtick has been the same for years... just another guy who wants to be Hunter S. Thompson

Honey, if you think liking Pewdiepie makes you relevant, you are swimming in a sad little pond.

Exactly. He can keep making videos for all I care, I just don’t think he should be making critiques about anyone else’s content.