You can talk about price points all you want - most people don’t think “Mercedes” when they hear “Volvo.”

So, from what I understand, the jist of your argument is that you’re a very intelligent and successful person who is worried about forgetting to turn their car off when they get home.

Lol no. Nobody gives a fuck about emissions. Almost 100% of people only care if their car is comfortable, ergonomic, well-made, and fast enough for their needs. Most cars are close to zero-emissions nowadays. It’s a non-issue, and if you’re the person who cares, you’re also too politically correct and not the kind of…

The question is - why do you care so much? Pollution is so low that it’s nearly non-existent in cities other than, like, Beijing. You really shouldn’t be so angry over something so unimportant. Especially when the laws you’re so anal about are the same laws that are contributing to modern cars being heavier and less…

Gas stations are probably too bourgeois for anyone who owns a Trabant... If you want gasoline, you’re going to have to work for it

To me, it’s like, would you rather date the hot, interesting chick who’s a little crazy, or the average, boring girl who’s reliable and faithful? I’d take the crazy chick every single time.

I was actually shocked when I read that. My 2002 Jetta had that standard. Up and down. Although now I drive a 2005 Accord that has it only on the driver’s side.

We didn’t have any car meets at my university, either. That’s what happens when you go to a design school full of hipsters. Didn’t help that it was downtown, either.

I would let the one on the far right do terrible things to me

So what you’re saying is that it takes less effort than the average girl’s selfies, then

Yas queen, slay for the gods!

Have fun getting that through the front wheels!

Are you kidding? My cat would be happy in a cupboard for the rest of her life as long as it contained an endless supply of food

I wonder if he has an indoor bathroom too

I think that’s less of an RCR joke, and more of a description of how they work.

You realize most dark headlamps have totally clear lenses, right

You don’t seem like the kind of person who has many friends.

That background music sounds like a gay rave

That font is damn near unreadable

No, they don’t. And that, kids, is what you call progress