I don’t have a single sticker on my car... Are you okay? You’re so angry, you’re literally seeing things. It’s ok. It’s Friday. Soon you’ll be able to go chill with your handful of MkIV friends for whom you are most certainly not gapingly “Plasti-gay” for.

LOL if you think this kind of strategy doesn’t happen in top-tier sports, you must have not only never watched any sport, but also never watched the mainstream news. Good lord. This shit happens and gets exposed and admitted to constantly in every sport. A preteen would know that...

LOL I take it all back, you’re definitely a typical MkIV owner. No wonder people hate us so much...

I was referring to the first picture of the Camry. I have no idea why anyone would like that car. It’s pretty much the definition of average. I see one, and I think “taxi.”

The Prius I like. It isn’t boring.

Why would you post a picture of a refrigerator in this thread?

I’m referring to the last sentence - he tried to do a “I’m Russian to the liquor store”-type joke, which is never cute, but on top of all that it didn’t even make sense.

I fucking applaud this type of thinking.

This is the kind of funny Torchinski or whatever wishes he could be.

Which is exactly what everyone thought it was going to look like. The games that car manufacturers play nowadays are so tired. They basically show a production version of every car they’re about to release, just with more cool touches that end up making the actual production version look immediately tired.

What... what the hell did you just try and do there? It did not work.

OH SHIT there’s one on the front page

I FUCKING KNEW IT

Bethesda: “Wahhh I’m mad at you because you didn’t text me back”
Kotaku: “Honestly I don’t care, I just want to get laid. That’s what everyone wants from you. Deal with it”

Eyeroll... the people on this site can eat my whole dick. They’re almost all bandwagoning, hating little parrots. The two-tone harkens back to the Type 57. If people don’t get that, they can stop calling themselves car people, and start calling themselves basic bitches.

Right? The i8 was cool for about 4 seconds. It’s like a Prius had an illegitimate child with a 3-series, and then that child was attacked by knives. Don’t get me wrong, I can appreciate electric cars, but the i8 just seems... supremely flashy, for something with such little substance. I’d easily say the Veyron is less…

Ok lets be perfectly clear - the two-tone works. At least, it works far better than when those guys with the first-gen Chrysler 300s do it.

YOU ALL KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Every city has at least one.

I also drive a MkIV, so I know what it’s like to have everyone say your car is a shitbox toy owned by asshats. I understand what it’s like to overcompensate and get snobby so you don’t look like “those other guys.” At the end of the day, though, we’re both equally as bad. Guys who try too hard with our BBS wheels and…

Wow you’re quite the snob. Plasti-dip can look great when applied carefully. Who cares how they get black as long as they look good? You can hate on PD all you want, but it won't change the fact that you drive a MkIV. I know we get a bad rap, but cmon...

No, because who the fuck would buy a place like that? Might as well live in a shop window.

Don’t be daft, there’s clearly a similarity in the greenhouse and rear haunches. He didn’t say they were identical. Don’t be a fucking pedant.

I have huge floor-length windows in my condo. I don’t even bother closing the blinds. If people want to see me naked, all the power to them. I’m not going to be self-conscious in my own home.

Then again, I still have the body of a 24 year-old. Give me 10 years and I’ll probably change my tune.