The claim that Ryan Murphy is some sort of champion of feminism and treatment of women by old Hollywood is laughable.

Yaaaaaaas, grandma, drag them, DRAG THEM.

There are two ways to give a head in Hollywood.

I’ll never forget that they had a callback to this like seasons later where Oz was staring at it and talking about how it looked it it followed him with it’s eyes.

mortal dictata is a cunt

The evil step-finances are actually mother and daughter in the original and remake.

Ugh, Maureen O’Hara was an actual GODDESS in the original.

I was in Zsa Zsa Gabor’s closet. It had built in dry-cleaners style moving tracks that whisked the clothes to you.

I can’t imagine thinking it’s “better”, but I also can’t imagine anyone doing a better remake of the original, either.

Ive never teally understood what “being a pill” meant unti now.

A) I feel a bit old now. At 34, it never occurred to me that anyone would think the Lohan version was even worth watching, when the Mills version was basically the reason to be excited for a Disney Channel free preview weekend (back when Disney was a premium cable channel).

I rewatched the original recently (thanks, Netflix!) and had forgotten how much of the movie Maureen O’Hara spends wearing HER EX-HUSBAND’S BATHROBE. I love Natasha Richardson in the remake, but my goodness was Maureen O’Hara perfect.

The original is magic, and I read recently that Disney still fields requests for blueprints to the ranch house of our dreams that didn’t actually exist.T

Yes, people who are wrong

Has there ever been a child actress as good as Hayley Mills?

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Yup, wouldn’t want people you know, trying to FUCKING SURVIVE during a national disaster.

He was kind of a badass. In death as in life, I guess.