Thank you, @Skyla, for keeping me #babyfree. #notsponcon #howcanIgetpaid #unsponsoredad

Yes, as the Zen Master says “You can pour the water from one cup to another to another, but it is still the same water.”

No. It’s not

Thanks to @mirena and @celibacy I’m also #blessed

I haven’t even finished reading this and I’m so angry I’m shaking. That “pig’s blood” shit is offensive, it is inciting, it is fucking dangerous. When my now-ex was in Afghanistan this shit started going around, and it terrified me. Why why WHY would you give our enemies (and potential enemies) that kind of propaganda…

This man’s continued existence is proof that JFK was not killed by any government plot.

really??? 30 years olds getting chemical peals and face lifts now, because looking 30 means, looking old.

Why in the name of Holy Jeebus does it make me so happy those two are working it out?!! I don’t even really like them!!

So a single person isn’t allowed to say what they believe is relevant for them and them alone, regarding marriage without needing to be told how they SHOULD be thinking?

When it comes to headlines, I am all for making it count.

Tarly wasn’t xenophobic the Dothraki are an invading army known for raping and pillaging. It’s not just propaganda it’s true. These aren’t refugees they are an invasion force.

I’d have agreed last year, but this season they’re up against a stacked category, and I believe none of those other shows wrote Chris Brown a check.

SHIT

Right?? I didn’t realize ointment was somehow racially coded..

Yeah, it almost sounds a little like a dog whistle. I’ve met a lot of racists who will bend over backwards to avoid saying “black people” and then make a big deal about how “PC” they’re being.

I’m mostly annoyed by how inaccurate it is. Just like, with obvious basic facts. No, Black people who were born in other countries and don’t speak English are not African fucking American. Black does not automatically equal African American. How hard is that to understand?

Everything that guy told you is true.

Dude is right.

He’ll be restraining himself from disclosing his full awesomeness to her

Won’t lie, I wish I could go days at a time without talking to my coworkers.