Even as displaced Brewers fan, I should probably know this, but what is it with the finger-wagging they all do after every good hit or play? Where did that come from? I’ve tried googling it, but all I get is stories about Rollie Fingers (and don’t even get me started on the fact that if he plays in the ‘82 series, the…

That’s actually the fancy new TV at the finest sports bar in all of Green Bay.

I was about to comment that he probably gets paid well enough that he could even afford to have his neck lengthened if he wanted to, but then that made me curious as to how much he actually made. I couldn’t find that, so I googled, “Bryan Colangelo net worth” and was surprised to see it was only $1M. I honestly think…

Umm, no kidding. Eric Thames has been on the DL for over a month now and has probably been tested at least twice during that time.

Unless I’m mistaken, that also comes with a beverage. A refillable beverage. It’s like you lose money by not having lunch there.

Two words - Dodger fans.

Fuck you, you fucking fuck.

Great story. Great story. I wish him nothing but the best. But, you have to admit, that picture makes it look like he might have borrowed that outfit from Hillary.

Great. I actually won a Yeti cooler a few years back at a contest at a bar during football season. It’s a good cooler and I take it camping and tailgating. Camping and tailgating. What are the odds of me running into any NRA members doing that? Now I’ll have to disguise my cooler.

I’m going with CTE.

It’s taken a little longer than anticipated, but Manaea is turning into a pretty good player for the A’s.

Seriously? For backup on the known safe dosage in humans fact, she cites an over-hyped classic rock band?

Rory McIlroy? Sergio Garcia? Seriously?!! First, these foreign-born clowns come over here and take tournament spots away from American golfers, and now they’re going to tell us what we can or can’t say during our golf tournaments?

Still a dick. Still a very big dick.

Nurkic has that “what have I gotten myself into?” look on his face. From the way the photo’s cropped, you can’t tell, but he might even be pissing himself a little bit.

At least he backed up his lack of comprehension skills with some solid screen-shotting.

Despite his Wisconsin/Minnesota/Toronto-centric name, PaulMolitorslizard is obviously from Florida and was once married to an overnight Denny’s waitress who did him wrong.

Hilarious! #13 Desean Murray is outraged!! “How can you not call that a foul, ref!!! That was the most egregious non-call in the history of basketball! An absolute travesty!!! I can’t imagine a situation where anything could be more horri... oh, shit!”

I actually saw this story on the tv in the cafeteria here at work. Regardless of what you’ve heard, that wasn’t me crying in the cafeteria.

Um. Gonzaga just beat St. Mary’s. St. Mary’s is back to being some weirdos again.