Actual football take here -

I accidentally walked into a store at MSP that had nothing but Minnesota Vikings crap. It was pretty awful.

They look like they’re much better at it than that other game they occasionally try to play - “football”.

Reading stories like this makes me feel good - accounts about random acts of heroism and kindness will do that. We’re all in this together and regardless of all of the jackasses making headlines out there, I still think and truly believe that the overwhelming majority of us are good people and would do whatever we…

Last year, the Bears did not have a good defense.

Mean Gene was awesome. He was the perfect foil, the perfect straight man, when it came to interviewing wrestlers like the Body, Mad Dog Vachon, Baron von Raschke, the Crusher. His studio interviews were sometimes even better than the matches themselves.

I was wondering about that... what is the next generation going to call themselves now that all of the letters of the alphabet have been used up?

Just checked today’s forecast:

That’s too bad. I actually thought he was one of the better color guys to listen to on college games.

Wait, what? There’s a solar eclipse today? Why hasn’t anyone been talking about it?

Not quite sure how to verify it, but I remember reading somewhere that 70% of the earth’s current population wasn’t alive the last time the vikings were in a Super Bowl.

If you don’t have the balls to show your face while you’re buying it, you shouldn’t be using the stuff.

Yellow mustard is awful. Probably the worst condiment ever.

“Don’t listen to Murdock! That’s a horrible deal!

Wow. My standards must be waaaaayyy too low or I must just have a crazy high tolerance level compared to others.

I used to watch “Wheel of Fortune” with my dad. I grew up arrogantly considering myself to be smarter than him and, in many ways, I’m sure I was, but damn, was he good at that game!

Dammit!!! Am I gay now for having watched that video?!!

This just proves the old adage once again, you can take the ‘Boys out of the hood, but you can’t take the hood out of the ‘Boys.

Why bother involving Goodell, who has no real interest or authority when it comes to the Bears? Why not go right to the top of the Chicago organization and send a letter to the Bears’ owner himself?

The poor girls obviously got confused when the photographer yelled, “show us your nips!”