Well, to be fair, one of those wins was against Minnesota, so that’s not like a real FBS school.

Kaepernick, hell. Ponder will be available in a few days and he’s probably still got the old uni.

Damn! And I was just going to say they could call their Ice Girls the “Sand Snakes”

Nobody actually believes that “America’s Team” crap, do they?

I’m with you. I start out strong, but my sense of self-survival takes over at a certain point. I’ve lived out west for over 25 years now and it seems like every time I’m on a steep mountain road, there’s always someone behind me driving like it’s a race. To me, it’s about taking in the view, not how fast I can get to…

Lots of great moments from last night. Lots of things to be happy about this morning. Living here in the Bay Area, one of the biggest for me is that all these bandwagon Warrior fans will shut up for a little while. One of the worst things, though, is that little weasel Dellavedova now has a ring.

I would argue that sort of behavior is expected, if not necessarily condoned, due to the fact that everyone is wearing mouthguards to this sales meeting.

Here’s an interesting animal kingdom fact:

Damn. I’ve got to cut back on the porn. Totally thought that was a buttplug.

As a Packer fan, your pro-bear propaganda has no effect on me. The bears still suck!

Get a room, you two.

Anyone but the Browns could turn this into a good deal for themselves.

Note to self: Look up the word “thrilling” to ensure definition has not recently changed.

Back in the late 90's/early 00's, my wife and I had such a list and Jennifer Lopez was at the top of mine (Brad Pitt and George Clooney were at the top of hers). We had fun with it until I ran into a J-Lo lookalike while on a weekend-with-the-boys trip to a football game in Miami. I thought it would be funny to get a…

Plus, if you look at it for too long, you’ll become hypnotized.

Or heroin. Heroin is also fun.

I’m with you. I scrolled back up to the picture a couple of times trying to figure out where the racist part was coming in. I thought the dude in the picture looked a little Eastern-European, so I assumed that it must some sort of crazy anti-Russian slam to accuse them of eating some of our most beloved American foods…

It’s so much harder to listen than it is to read.

That’s what she said!

Thank you. Now I know what to get Mr. Alda for his next birthday.