Folks, this is what sobriety does to a brain. Don’t let this happen to you!

A hook-up four months before you even knew each other? I don’t see how that’s any more a cause for concern than the fact that they were married is.

“a paraplegic security guard” - I don’t know how to say this without being a dick, but, uhhh, odd choice for a security guard.

My wife has her old wedding pics. We go through them and laugh or admire how pretty she was as a bride. Even though that first marriage didn’t last, it doesn’t change the fact that her first wedding was obviously very special for her, as it should be, and it’s not a problem.

There isn’t really all that much to see.

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

I wonder what the US broadcasters pay them. I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets a whole lot more here too. I’m not a fan of his, I’m a casual tennis fan, and I’m from New York (where he’s from and is seen at sports I do follow), so take this with a grain of salt, but McEnroe seems like the most recognizable personality…

Landscape would be really dumb here. You are capturing a ski lift, which is almost entirely vertical in orientation.

1979.

It’s a crust with a filling, my very wrong friend. That’s a pie. Ain’t no cake to be found.

I feel personally attacked

Wow and ugh. I’m a computer programmer and data and time stuff along with time zones are the single most complicated thing I have encountered in a 20-plus-year career.

Yeah, literally 50% of all my yearly consumer spending is done on Amazon.

I forgot I was on a douchebag soccer site with hipsters who know nothing about baseball. My bad.

What would Arsenal do?

lol

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I also don’t want to deal with making a massive quantity of something for one dish, or freezing or thawing stuff I’ve made before, or cleaning another pot. I’m good spending the $5 and reading nutritional labels.

the two things that is criminally under reported is (1) the shooter literally carved swastikas into the side of his gun and (2) the school has a very large jewish population

Hold up. The main woke girl is latinx, and so were multiple victims in this shit. Are we really at the “not black = white” level here