When it comes down to it, the President can give any security clearance to pretty much anyone he wants.

Imodium 30 minutes before you run. 

We are also taking a picture of a dude where there are open seats everywhere.

Finders keepers.

Let’s just hope he is more of a book version of Roy Hobbs. 

Soccer fields vary in dimensions as well.

I guess you have to use the $5 credit in the next 45 days. The actual $25 gift card never expires.

I guess you have to use the $5 credit in the next 45 days. The actual $25 gift card never expires.

They have a big platform and a moral responsibility

I also made it clear that I did not want to move my car again that weekend. My wife’s friend wound up taking a car service to get her bus. I felt no guilt.

CYA!

Someone threatens cops with knives and you just expect them to leave?

Sometimes quitting cold turkey for a game you are addicted to is the only way.

Resorting to making fun of someone’s physical appearance?

It is actually not a big deal if the green is dry. But if it is wet at all, you can do serious damage to it.

A police shooting isn’t murder until it is.

Without trying to sound too trollish, what is the point of releasing DLC to a 5 year old game?

The 4th place team plays the 4th place team from a different division for a spot.

The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago.

Guy says: “Yeah, she does look good.”

What was she actually arrested for? Were the charges already dropped?