@Dezerus Richardson: Chat Roulette isn't designed for porn. It's designed as a social experiment, and due to the nature of 95% of males, it's used for porn.

@danstewart25: Yep. Heart well deserved there.. +1

@MrCrash was most certainly not part of the committee that: And no Thai either? This changes everything. Again.

@floman: [www.mtv.com]

@worsethannormal: Look for Ponderland, or live at the Apollo.

Just calculating and throwing some numbers around, there have been what, 5 million iPhone 4's sold? (don't quote me on that at ALL). Each at let's say an average of £250 each (upgrades etc..).

That's odd. I mean, what is there about a perfect phone that could possibly need changing?

I'm sorry guys but... I quite want to see this. There. I said it. Dear lord what is wrong with me...

@worsethannormal: And you Americans say Russell Brand is un-funny...

Is all American TV 'just that funny'?

@dragon:ONE: I was in the Apple Store in Regent Street last week and was told the Genius bar Macs have something called "Deep Freeze" on them, basically, when the Macs turn on, they use a Time Machine-esque copy to restore the file system back to a system restore image effectively.

How many uses for a rock are there?

Apple fanboy-ism just got a major, major boost.. #imaccylonmask