Yes, but at least the DR has one to call out.

So Papelbon is being an entitled crybaby? That’s really hard to believe.

I think he just found out about Caity leaving

It’s really fun to get drunk at Yankee Stadium this season and start A-rod chants and watch people mull over whether to join in.

Can’t it just be a loss? I mean, the game gets played a there is a winner and a loser. Does a single game have to be a referendum on the whole program?

Absolutely the best part of this series. Especially the Patriots fans. Can’t wait for that one.

This makes me happy

I’m always confused by this argument. Is LeBron a better athlete than Messi? I mean I guess the popular opinion is, yes. Because he looks like a cyborg and can jump through the ceiling and could throw Messi the length of a basketball court. But some of the best soccer players in the world aren’t world-class athletes…

What a fantastic win! Carli Lloyd is a fucking god right now.

Can’t believe I forgot its emergency medicinal value!

Fuck you, buddy.

Technically, dying slave workers is a third world problem.

Eh. The Sounders average larger crowds than Tottenham in the regular season.

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Blatter.

You’re right...Super Dave Osborne is a legend.

Beer Can Chicken it. There are skeptics of this method (can doesn’t get hot enough to evaporate beer into chicken, paint on cans are possibly not healthy to cook with, etc) but they are wrong, and this is the best chicken you’ll ever have. And, it doesn’t matter whether you use good beer or bad beer, very little beer…

If you read this article as anything other than sympathetic to Simmons for getting royally fucked over by ESPN, I think you’re bringing your own biases to it rather than spotting ours.

That Boateng fall isn’t so much a loss of balance at it is a loss of faith in the fairness of the world. It looked like his entire lifeforce was suddenly run over by a bus.