remember that TV and movie sets are a public nuisance enabled by municipal fat cats who accept payment from studios in return for permission to jam up city sidewalks, shut down blocks at a time,

Standing on tiptoes.

Who ya got in the “Pinning Our Irrational Hopes on a Future Superstar” pool for the USMNT?

Never forget

Not sure you know what plagiarism is, or what Deadspin does.

It must suck to be an approved commenter with a terrible and offensive sense of humor.

But to state the obvious, the above involves incompetence/non-athleticism while the Cavs great idea involves malice, intent and domestic violence.

Blame MSG Network’s Mike Crispino, who submitted a ballot listing, in order, Harden, Russell Westbrook, LeBron James, Marc Gasol, and Curry.

I assume he is SOL for the supplemental draft as well as he declared for the regular? Still perhaps an extenuating circumstances case can be made.

Making fun of mental illness is cool!

4. Roger Goodell and/or ESPN paid the Eagles to sign him

A great answer.

In recent years you can assume either a Spanish or German team will end up the eventual winner.

What exactly does his religion have to do with anything?

Simmons trying to get fired again

“The most logical conclusion is he stopped smoking in June, passed his test in July, then smoked all he wanted for 11 months of the year.”

Referencing the FIFA rankings in general, and Switzerland's place in said rankings specifically, doesn't really help your point.

"Touch of Grey" was #9 in 1987 you idito.

He apparently leaked, and deleted, some pretty big news a week or so back on his twitter that "The Dead" Fare Thee Well tour that sold out 3 Soldier Field shows in minutes is playing two shows at Levi's in SF in June.

Nope.