I prefer the old fashion pitchfork, and torches, but that’s just my preference. Old school is always the best....

Jur, do you understand how a stimulus is supposed to work? And by that, I mean one that truly helps the economy, not just Wall Street stock prices? Giving money directly to consumers works, as they spend their money (usually almost immediately), and that money then flows up to companies as people buy goods and…

Congratulations, we have a winner!

*Kia enters*

Saw the chart, was not particularly impressed.

You know what’s more astonishing than an 80% dive?

Sad, have a star for your troubles!

Damn Honey. The bowden cable dislodged again. Looks like its up to us to repopulate this Lambo.

yes but that would look poor

“Did you train the new guy? He’s already gotten 25 cars out and is on his 26th! I wonder how he does it.”

How is that any different than: ‘I see you’ve changed the oil, so now I must reset three ECUs and upgrade your dipstick. That will be four hours of labor, please.’ Or ‘You need a new key? That will be $100 for the key and $250 to program it’ 

The dealer industry should all take a field trip to an Apple store.

Hopefully your trip was exactly 420.69 miles 

Spot on.  All this is is an ad, making light of the pandemic and get a “great deal” and the soon defunct i8.  Bad look, BMW.

uh is she saying... they’re gonna lose?

Or the V10 diesel

Dude, sorry to say but you have no idea what your wife has gotten you into. Those tensioners are only the start of your worries. 2010 VW quality is so abhorrent, they regularily scored an F in German long term tests. Here is a short list of things that went wrong on my Dads 2011 Golf Cross Plus (same platform and…

I did! But they had no record, so I assumed it’s not done, though it’s possible it was done by a non-dealer and reimbursed. That’s why I’m planning on just doing the repair.

I owned two Tacomas before buying a 2012 Golf R.

I’ve owned nothing but Tacomas since.

I’m pretty sure an untraceable slush fund for corporations would work just as well.