jalopwarg
jalopwarg
jalopwarg

To me, some bikes are like muscle cars: I always wanted them, but couldn’t afford them. Now 55, I picked up one of my fantasy bikes as a $400 barn find. It’s an ‘84 V-65 Magna that sat for 25 years. Rusty, dusty and in need of everything, I decided to make it mechanically sound, but leave the patina. Removing and

...or Boaty McLiarface.

Never buy a car from a person who licks the lens of their phone to clean it before shooting pics of the car they also probably licked the windows of.

Barcelona 1994, bro.

LOVED and sorely miss my W140...

I spent the past week in the Pacific Northwest Snowpocalypse. I arrived early for work every day, despite a 57 mile commute on snow and ice-covered roads. Several co-workers living within 5 miles couldn’t make it in their 4x4s. Stores were closed, local Walmarts were cleaned out of bottled water and food, and even the

Sigh... “Managing Editor”? Does that actually hold any significance? Do you have a college degree of some sort or at least a high school diploma? I don’t really have a problem with your technical understanding of the content of this article, but your butchery of the English language is incredibly depressing. Why does

I’d like to send you an email. Why is it so hard to find the emails of the writers here?

Yes. With a high quality CBD oil!

I completely understand. I lived in Switzerland for about ten years and this is one of the main reasons I left and came back to the states. When we Americans talk about freedom, this is one that immediately springs to mind for me.

See the pic above where the smoke is just coming out from under the hood? See the substance directly under the Jeep where the exhaust system including the hot catalytic converter lives? The technical name of that stuff is “dry grass”. It is highly flammable and also, strangely, highly inflammable at the same time.

My old man was into everything WWII. Tanks and weapons and planes, you name it. When I was 13, he bought a Revell plastic model (yes, the kind you have to glue together) and we (he) built and painted it. Even hung it from the ceiling in my bedroom with fishing line. My uncle heard about this, and the next time he

I’m starting a petition to rename this, “The Gandalf Bridge” because
YOU!
SHALL!
NOT!
PASS!!

Dude. I think I ate too many humans. Can I crash at your place?

Surely there has to be a few operable bikes within that mess.”

Many manufacturers use a third party inspection company to monitor their dealerships' CPO programs. These companies know what the manufacturer requires as far as paperwork, vehicle condition, etc. I used to be one of those inspectors,  and I can assure you that some dealerships are MUCH worse than others, while I

For some reason, every time Sieders’s team got on a roll, all their sponsors dropped them.

“Number sixty-nine is pulling into the pits! Looks like they’re going for a four-tire change and a full load of fuel, so we’ll be right back to the action after this short thirty minute intermission! Stay tuned, race fans!”

  • “Reduce onboard crew needed to operate vehicle by 50 percent”