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As a registered tow truck operator in Washington state (that means we tow for law enforcement agencies), I can’t even hazard a guess as to how many recovered stolen vehicles I’ve towed. But visually speaking, this 1993 Integra GS-R is the most heart wrenching. It was only identifiable because the thieves left an oil

I WAS going to attend this, mostly because John Lingenfelter had given me a coupon for a free coffee. But it turns out the coupon wasn’t for MY coffee, but for the person’s coffee three people ahead of me. And I heard that some peoples’ coupons were being cut into pieces to help pay for extra shots in OTHER peoples

What’s the name of that YouTube press channel thingy?

Someone give this guy a digital tire gauge!!

Like this?

Dear Jason Torchinsky,

He knew and yet said nothing? Well, of course! He’s a true racer and competitor, so he took one look at you and thought, “Hmmm...how does a Chilean such as myself out-gentleman a Brit?”

Can’t believe it. Heading to the bar to get Totally Shipfaced.

The BFH on knuckle trick is good, but here’s a twist: Hold the head of a second BFH against the backside of the knuckle while striking the front side with the first. Alternatively, have a helper hold the second hammer. I’m not sure why this works, but it does! I learned it from an older tech who showed it to me when I

Little red Merc...ette!!

In high school, I used to follow this girl around before classes started, just to watch her strut (she just naturally walked that way). Anyway, one day, a girlfriend called me to let me know that my ass obsession was out in her driveway having trouble adding coolant to her dad’s (who was out of town) Escort. I didn’t

Great article! I am a bit disappointed that you failed to address throat punching and head slapping, although you alluded to them with the judo example. ;-)

Pulled out the airbox in my Mk3 Jetti to give it a scrubbing. Found this in the intake tube.

Oh no!! They thought, “turning road cars into regular cars would become illegal.” Never! Road cars should never be made into regular cars! Because if road cars were regular cars, um...they’d be...uh...regular road cars!!! Or something...

Fuck It All, Tony...

Came here to learn WHY modern headlights suck, not HOW IIHS performs tests. Still waiting...

Please keep right except to pass, or I will fuck you in the ass.

Yeah. Uh...huh??

THAT was “high-speed”???