jalopinator
Jalopinator
jalopinator

Fun fact: They’re still death-traps.

Put some respek on Taj and Roman.

Please take this Photoshopped offering to slake your thirst

And this little gem was just ahead of its time.

Would drinking wine with you sound like this?

And fuck this lamp! And fuck this paddle ball game!

THE single most perfect car for the Bros Before Hoes crowd of recent divorcees

So Toyota setting the fastest ever recorded lap at Le Mans this year in a hybrid was what? A fluke? The whole LPM1 class running hybrid tech is due to green initiatives, and not because it gives them more performance, and usable performance instead of just having larger turbos that lag and then cause power peaks that

Why? Just the general “fuck you for being better off than me”, or is there a specific reason for it?

That’s like arguing who is the classiest Kardashian.

May you one day have an extremely colicky baby and a neighbor like you.

This is a horrible take. One of the worst ever posted here. Orange and purple are the best colors for a car.

NOPI will be like “F*ck it!” and turn their show into the Pebble Beach Concours.

I’m amazed at the amount of rage in the comments. Then again, no I’m not. Kudos to this dude for making a nice button.

Yeah ... no, you lost me there. I think you may want to check out that courtesy honk after all.

Don’t see how it’s slow or heavy. It’s lighter, more powerful, and less expensive than the WRX STi and Golf R. 0-60 is within .2 seconds of the R.

Counterpoint: Why is it so extremely well-proportioned and good looking?

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