The replacement part is quite excellent.

Driving too fast for conditions.

"It's like making out with a high school girlfriend and going for second base, only to suddenly realize — she isn't stopping you this time. Why isn't she stopping me? She always stops me." Probably because you are attending your 20yr reunion and she is now divorced and thinks attending is like going to Vegas, what…

The Affluenza defense should work in this situation

Oh, for Fuck's Sake! "It's the car's fault, because if it's not the cars fault, then it must be my fault and it can't be my fault, so it's the car's fault."

I'm a polymer chemist and I can assure you that some plastics can actually be pretty expensive per pound, but there's a reason. There's a lot of time and money that goes into designing the molecules to make the polymers perform in the applications they were designed for and that pushes up the cost. These guys…

Auto,
Erotic,
Asphyxiation.

"Better than the ride on the H train." - Philip Seymour Hoffman

I see this ending in a candlelight vigil outside the studio of WKRP.

It's been a long time since I looked at Mint, but from what I remember, you have to give them the usernames and passwords of all of your on-line banking accounts. This article talks about data breaches as some of the largest retailers out there. Think about what happens when Mint gets breached and the public has…

This headline itself a load of shit. I worked as a claims adjuster for 5 years. A rural one at that. This is a very common and very dangerous accident. This is the 'car drifts across the center line' accident. Headlight to headlight. I saw a ton of these and yes, Car and Driver (who should fucking know better) the…

The design says "suddenly it's 2007". Not a bad car, but this is still being made? Really needs be significantly cheaper than it's would-be replacement. The strategy says "let's throw away a couple decades of established naming convention". I wonder what breed of cereal box MBA is behind this.

Spelled TURBO wrong :P

So "MILF" is now anyone above, what ... 22?

Should do a second version these articles where you cut out all the humor and just get right to the recipe.

I still don't understand how it's not the dealer's responsibility to give them a new one...

You're better off buying the fuel sipper and renting a pickup from your local rental agency when you need a pickup.

Or you could just not buy the stupid F150 and get something sensible instead. Seriously, I'd bet that 90 percent of truck owners in America would do just as well with some small diesel crossover that's twice as efficient, nearly as practical, and won't case your eyes to bleed or your neighbours to assume that you have…

Just merely producing a new car will produce more emissions than an old one will let out over the course of its lifetime.

Hmmdon't know... I just see too much Audi in there.