None of it is true. Use your common sense and good judgment.

So nothing is pedophile to you? You’re OBLIGATED to shove every thought you have down the throats of children?

man, you just HATE having to deal with the real world, don’t you.

Define “man”. Prove that you are one.

The thing you plug in is not the charger.

If you want be be sick of bullshit I’d suggest you aim your vitriol at those who live in oversized homes with demanding HVAC, consume single of limited use products like there is no tomorrow

By children in another country.

no, that’s Fluffer.

you mean, like how libs do asshole things on TikTok for all to see, then get upset when someone does nothing more than replay their videos for all to see? “Wah! I didn’t expect CONSEQUENCES!”???

Supposably, there is.

The children of Jalopnik learn how the world works.

Heavily disagree. The Pacifica in Pinnacle trim is the absolute flat-out ultimate road trip machine.

sorry.  DSG or GTFO.

dude, you’ve COMPLETELY mis-read the article.

it can travel up to five knots (5.75 mph) per hour

or do what my friends who weren’t raised here won’t- creep out into the intersection while you have a green light, then, when the light turns red, you’re in the middle of the intersection and have to complete the turn to not stop cross traffic.

But...but...believe all women.

Wait, at the last meeting I thought we had all agreed to cancel James Webb the misogynist racist and ignore any accomplishments he made and anything named after him?

um, no.