Mark Zuckerberg’s asshole

Go drive one, you’ll find out.

truth in advertising: she’s not a MILF.

“Hello, old friend...”

Al Gore first.

Neil Armstrong: “hold my beer, watch this”

Shepard’s crook

Ahoy, mateys!

People with tough, dangerous jobs tend to have dark senses of humour.

A small fun car + minivan is the perfect 2 car garage IMO.

True story: 22.5 years ago my co-worker had twins. She and her husband figured, they had a station wagon; no big deal. A couple of weeks later they packed up the twins for a 2 hour drive to grandpa’s house. They got there, dad unpacked the wagon, then immediately left wife and kids with grandpa while dad drove…

But Ohio has no problem with this.

So, Joe Biden’s car.

yeah, that’s what happened.

before Amazon buys the franchise and they become Amazon gig employees.

I’d absolutely love to. But I can’t justify it. I’ve got a deviated septum and need nasal strips to sleep at night so I can breathe through my nose. I can get almost triple the amount from Amazon that I can from the Rite Aid or CVS. Everything I buy is almost always cheaper on Amazon.

Have they figured out piston rings yet?

Maybe if you grew up and did a little research, you’d understand that any citizen may give money to the government. You want to fund the federal treasury? They’re happy to take any money you wish to give.

That’s modern “journalism” - chasing clicks like a cyberwhore TikTokker Gawkmodo.

really bad journalism