But I’m a notorious cheap bastard

Really, snowflake? Someone says something and you can’t stand that it exists? You can’t not read it? You can’t just ignore it and move on with your life?

It’s not HIPPA.  It’s not a hippo.  It’s HIPAA.  Look it up.

I mean, that’s a door. I can’t see it as a hatch?

...rear tow links...

Nobody gives a shit what you think.

Not to be confused with the Jung SS.

And daring to tell others how to raise THEIR kids.

Jesus Christ, this is exactly what we get when 14 year olds are allowed to write blogs.

Oh good. 22 year old blogger “journalists” who have sworn off children as being way too much of a nuisance, write articles on how to raise your children.

For these slab cars in the article. Do they take them off when on the roads? Or are the fixed in place. What about pedestrians?

You mean Bill Heavey, the guy who spends his time going across three states to hunt turkeys? I mean, kill turkeys with a big ol’ gun? THAT Bill Heavey?

Of course she’s been living under a rock. Reading Gawkmodo is like watching a baby discover object permanence.

Every new car comes with an owner’s manual, describing the operation of every function on the car.

Control freak much?

This is what “defund the po-po” brings.  Cops are afraid to so much as look sideways at anyone, and just letting the freeways go to hell is easy for them--not to mention a great way to show the world that “defund the po-po” doesn’t work.

Hertz went through the same sort of ringer.

I like Ben and Erin WAY WAY better than I like Chip and Joanna.  Especially Joanna.

Clint Harp, not Clint Harper.

SUVs/CUVs are fashion statements. Otherwise, the people who like to sit up high, get in and out easier, load kids at arm height, etc, etc. would acknowledge that a minivan does ALL of this in a FAR superior fashion to any swing out door AWD/4WD thingamabob.