awwww, poor little boy—can’t take the truth?

Not only are protestors AND RIOTERS immune themselves, they cannot under any circumstances bring the disease back home and kill Grandma.

This IP will be serving up geofenced advertising within moments of the truck leaving the lot.

You know what else doesn’t suffer burn-in? Dials with needles.

if you do have a charging system issue (overload or outright failure) in a modern car, the electronic modules are programmed to go into load shedding mode based on priority; they get put to sleep by the BCM to reserve as much battery power for the critical systems as possible.

Don’t stop believin’.

$80 a year to use something that is a free feature in a ton of entry level cars?

The original recipe calls for Oleo, because that’s probably what was easiest for Gram Swaney to get, but Cynthia now uses butter. You could also substitute margarine if you wanted to.

because a knife is SO hard to use.

dude, do you even know what “disability fraud” is?  Hint: it’s not this.

Just went to Wal-Mart, and some dumbass with gray in his beard tried to claim he had a medical condition and his doctor told him not to wear a mask. I marched right up to him and demanded to see his documentation

These fools, they have to film themselves or throw a fit, or more usually both

One assumes Apple will continuously update the watches in real time so they can detect the “this gesture is now defined as one of hate” gesture of the day, alert the mobs, and screech loudly to locate the offender for said same mob.

Does anyone else hear “cornhole” and “family” in the same sentence and shudder?

Don’t fret, though; if you’re clever you can do more than just fog a mirror, you can reenable the auto-backup option for all of your device’s photo folders.

y’all realize that you’re using the word “Karen” in a manner not unlike how people use the word “nigger,” right?

These people vote...

VW’s DCT is wonderful, at least mine is. In fact, it’s set a standard for me. Whatever I drive, has to behave as well as that or better.

rubber-banding CVT hybrid like in the Prius

Just give us those cars with the trick 4wd, widebody, wings and flares. How long would it take you to go down to your local Hyundai dealer and gawk if they actually sold something that looked just like, and to some extent performed a lot like, that rally car only with lights, street tires and license plates?