“Attention Mustang drivers! Do you like cars? Do you like coffee? Are you looking for an exciting life in the automotive testing world? If so, come join us at DEKRA, the largest vehicle testing company in Germany and the third-largest in the world.”

OMFG. And I thought that Blondestar bit was a joke.

you already said “girlfriend”; you do know that the appropriate term is “her”, right?  Not “them”.  Unless you’re hallucinating multiple people.

Do you really want people who call it “breaking” to be left foot braking?

If that’s a restaurant’s policy, that’s their policy. If it happens to you at a restaurant and you return there, you are doing so with awareness of and agreement to the policy - so if that’s the case, then I’d say it’s unreasonable to expect a different policy than the one you know they have.

What color is “fluid”?  Asking for a snowflake...

yeah, your mom’s a polestar.

I want that Airflow. Now.

1) it’s a bass module, not a subwoofer. Look it up. I guarantee that thing canNOT produce sub-bass.

Forget it, he’s rolling.

What’s that, whining millenial? You got something for free and liked it, therefore you’re ENTITLED to have it for free forever?

Hey, taking guns away and posting crap like “gun free zone” signs seems to work.

Doug Engelbart is laughing from his grave right now that you think this was something new and momentous.

True story: a calm Sunday afternoon found me at the tire store. It was just me, no other customers. The young man at the counter engaged with me and we started figuring out what I might want. He fires up his computer and we go to town.

South Park already covered this. “You’re Not Yelping”. Superb episode.

Al Franken would like to have a talk with you.

“perceived obligation”.

Instead, why not hope simply that the facts come out and whomever is responsible gets his butt nailed to the wall? Or doesn’t that fit your narrative?

so, FIVA is an HOA.

Teleconferencing?