Is this a “problem that needs to be solved”, as you say? Or is it just normal human behavior, which will continue forever?

Is that a Dodge hubcap on the back there?

...except in the case of that Boxster, there’s no lug bolt above the inflation valve.  Therefore, where does one point the center cap?  To the inflation valve, or to the locker lug bolt?

I eat a hot dog with ketchup and relish.  Fuck you.

If you hate where you work, leave.

sigh. Poorly paid millenial “journalists,” thinking they invented the world:

makes me think of Homer Simpson.  Sorny, Magnetbox, Panaphonic--all the best brands.

“make do”.  Not “make due”.

My wife and I are a couple hundred thousand richer because of a malfunctioning medical device. How did it get to market? It seems the FDA allows a medical device manufacturer to declare that a newly developed device is “similar enough” to a previously certified device that the new one doesn’t need any testing.

Is this anything like a “Free Malt Liquor With Purchase” sign on a Chrysler 300?

You can pay a lump sum when you get the car, which amounts to 20 years of Apple CarPlay connectivity for $300, or you’re stuck paying $80 per year for the time you own the car.

TIL that there really once WAS a man from Nantucket...

Sum Ting Wong?

I can’t think of a more desperate attempt to be relevant.

Soylent Green is people.

because the Democratic Party isn’t fucking nuts

Because we live in an era in which education, science and reason are being abandoned. It’s all about grandiose self-serving speeches.

If she’s a blue BALL licker, that’s fine with me.

“You could wait until the manufacturer makes it all work, but that’s no fun”

We all lost airtime, we all lost opportunities, we were all being treated differently. We all have something else in common: We are all older women.”