“toe the line”, not “tow the line”.

I have an ILX. Love it. Not a complaint in the world.

Is this anything like the guy who invented email?

If that angle is looking down at the top of her head, then OK.

“turbos are God’s way of telling you you don’t have enough cylinders”

His narcissistic brain can’t fathom anyone not voting for him.

What outrage will you manufacture if you turn out to be wrong 4 years from now?

At age 72/73? Never happen.

Fuck you, the India special was hilarious and still is.

Fuck you, millenial. We went to the goddamn moon thanks to hundreds of thousands of men with slide rules and big balls and no goddamn screaming about safe spaces and trigger warnings.

Google “Honda VCM”. You’ll never buy another Honda ever again.

We can only hope.

dude, those blowjobs and that pussy just wasn’t worth it, was it. Not even the anal. Not even her bringing her friend over.

As if they aren’t watching their drink made, ready with the camera for just such an occasion.

yeah, that’ll never happen

Stow-N-Go seats suck. They’re a penalty box. They’re for people who never put anyone they care about in that middle row. Give me fixed chairs with comfortable cushions, thank you very much.

You’re thankful for not being forced to face the reality?

September 11 happened. The hijackers came mostly from Saudi Arabia.

I dunno, Tom. Les Wexner, definitely not a car guy, invests in Ferraris. They’re part of his diverse portfolio.

not to be confused with our former president of 1992-2000, the first holder of the title Groper In Chief.