Gas is part of the contract.

Can you imagine replacing the battery in an Apple car?

No they wouldn’t, because that would require facts and knowledge and thinking and all that stuff Denton promised them they’d never have to worry about, ever.

That’s actually newsworthy.

You would hardly know you hit any of the proletariat non-Aryans.

Go ahead, drive an autonomous M-B through the streets of Williamsburg.

I’m sorry: the Germans are making decisions on who should live and who should die?

Judge much?

you are the biggest loser. To talk to you in language you understand: FOAD.

Is that how you respond to facts that you find inconvenient? Shoot the messenger?

Dave, I really think I’m entitled to an answer to that question.

“we’ll have deportation squads”—boy, that sounds like the old “watch out for Obamacare, we’ll have death squads” scare.

Well, the millenials have.

Setup. All fake.

It’d look REAL good if you could rig up a way to pop, say, 4 lawnmower batteries in the back into custom charging slots as you drive from customer to customer.

so, bait and switch, then.

“I thought I saw a weapon. I was in fear for my life. Of course I just mashed the pedal and got out of there. What did you want me to do? Sit there and get shot?”

it’s not a gun thing. Ever notice how someone talks about how much he loves his iPhone? Except it’s not an iPhone. It’s always an iPhone <insert specific model here> <insert storage capacity here>.

nononono, you got it wrong.