It scares me that you’re allowed to vote.

I like even less that people can be made rich by such stories.

Wait, so buying an unreliable German car is bad?

What did this have to do with sports, Gawker?

Written just like a frightened millenial.

Well, it is an Elon Musk creation, after all.

GATED manuals suck. No question, no argument. Fact.

I was going to say heel-and-toe in rush-hour traffic, but yours is better.

Yeah, that Wells Fargo guy is all smiles, isn’t he.

no shit.

That would’ve been a perfect name: the MI2.

No, you misheard. That’s Denton’s beauty regimen you’re describing, and HamNo is his dog.

That’s nothing more than a ‘93 Civic coupe with a VW grille and headlights.

And where do you get YOUR news? The inside of soup cans?

How about because women are human and some humans have bad judgment?

McD’s is not a job that’s intended for the employees to be able to support themselves.

And yet, to counter your story, I have a story about my wife’s niece who did exactly as your friend did—and ended up taking away a couple hundred thou from the company after a major sexual harassment suit.

Oh, please. You’re farting in a hurricane here.

I’m always mindblown how poorly other drives anticipate shit