You can take the boyz out of Gawker, but you can’t take the Gawker out of the boyz.

You mean like how Gawker Media tried/tries to shape the political debate in this country, using methods that have been proven in court to be, shall we say, less than desirable.

“neither regions”?

Get past those issues however, and what you have here is one of the last true Bentley’s

so, Youtube Owner’s Association?

or, to paraphrase Freud, sometimes Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru are just Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.

Written and directed in 1973 by Michael Crichton (of Jurassic Park fame)

Zero to telephone pole times?

When I first saw the manual trans option, I cried out--finally, a replacement for my ‘87 Civic Wagon!

The driver was doing 90 mph in a 35 zone. Way to not be a cliché, buddy.

Our man Raphael Orlove escaped from the confines of the office Starbucks to go carspotting again.

OK, millenials, yet again you didn’t invent the world.

“vial”. Look it up.

Welcome to the real world, Jezebel.

The owner clearly think it’ll get him laid.

clearly you grew up with a mommie that taught you that no matter what you do, you are special and are to be rewarded with a trophy.

That car is the jalop version of the Florida prom queen after ten years on meth.

Really? Really?

no, this is just too much bullshit. This is Jezebel fodder. Stick to cars.

Musk needs to send him a Powerwall.