Gee, if only the tech blogging industry actually had critical journalists.

You realize Apple doesn’t need free media coverage from the useless tech bloggers, who are tech bloggers simply because they otherwise would be out on the streets bumming money to live.

that reminds me of an old Robert Schimmel bit:

In Russia, hearse chauffeur you.

that’s funny, ‘cuz “dick” is American for Musk.

Musk spilled his personal Ludicrous Dose stash?

cupholders?

No, just the contents of the car.

The driver was probably one of those conservatives, like Phyllis Schlafly, that deserved to die.

Everything you describe as to why people want SUV/CUV, is better achieved in a minivan.

I hope the model 3 is a hatch sedan like the model s. The car at the unveil had a very small opening.

exactly, the ride height of a minivan.

Original Scion xB for that, baby. But Toyota screwed up...

So you drive a bulldozer every day, for every task, because you want to use it as a bulldozer every once in a while?

you mean, a pickup truck like a Honda Ridgeline.

...without having ever investigated the minivan. Check.

I would buy an Acura minivan in a minute. You’re absolutely right.

And the minivan does ALL of that supremely better, a simple fact that most people willingly deny right to your face even if you show it to them.

exactly. But here we are, in a society full of people who can’t bear to use the right tool. “But I don’t WANT to use a screwdriver! All my friends are using hammers! I have to use a hammer too!”

I daresay the Honda Ridgeline is the right solution for all that.