I get it. The internet is one giant dick measuring contest where everyone tries to post something funny to generate +1's to stroke their ego

I like my men like I like my coffee: affordable.

I like my men like I like my coffee: affordable.

Ummmmm.....dammit. Oh, no, wait—does First Contact count if we cut out a bunch of the Borg stuff?

Even worse: for maintenance purposes, it’s still an $80K car.

I’ll be back. I have to go home and put a rod in the dishwasher.

If you don’t know who Ron Shock is (was), you should really look into him:

So did they actually *call* it the Gawker edition?

weary:

No. No hate. Absolute love.

aka, “Hey Honda, look, we can vomit plastic panels all over a turbo car and serve up rice, too—German style!”

agreed. Read “Dealers of Lightning” and tell me you know any of those guys (other than Metcalfe) already.

you misspelled “Smokey Yunick”.

OH no, it is! It’s Koenigsegg Direct Drive—come to you from a world where up is down, left is right, and indirect is Direct because WE SAID SO IN THE MARKETING MATERIALS!

yeah, if it’s worth it to live there, just pony up for satellite phone...

Verizon service is garbage, T-Mo service is garbage...where the hell do you live?

Exactly. And they’re not targeting specific business entities; no, they’re simply targeting types of data. ANY business entity that provides those types of data is allowed to play in the Music Streaming and Binge On worlds.

I still don’t understand why (a) anyone considers that a violation of net neutrality, and (b) why anyone would use that as an excuse not to do business with them and would rather do business with, say, VZW.