“They came to stop the gays and I beat them down, because anyone should be able to do anything he wants with anyone else in the world. Then I saw the incest people, and I turned around, and...no one dared speak against it, because I had done such a good job beating them down and telling them they were not allowed to…

but the wrong adult puts their penis in the wrong adult and suddenly it’s gross and sickening.

You can tell her who and who not to love, but homosexuality is perfectly OK.

Judge much?

yes, we know you can’t grasp the concept that the world will change and you will be faced with people screaming “diversity! accept me! safe space!” about something like this that YOU PERSONALLY won’t want the world to accept.

So now you realize how some people feel about homosexuality.

no, you can’t. Just ask anyone here. You are not allowed to judge.

yes, he does think that the world magically accommodates him as you describe.

Don’t you know? In GawkerWorld, it’s cool to be ignorant, and nerdy and stupid to know actual facts.

Caffeine IS the most popular drug in the world.

Say you fix the biker/pedestrian problem and the bikers end up with their own lanes. What happens next?

German hausfraus do that as they age.

Kirstie pays some rent by attending Star Trek conventions and selling photo ops.

I mean, you ARE allowed to pursue the alternative.

Didn’t I see Buford T. Justice do this?

Who cares. Ugly vs. ugly still gets you ugly.

The internet doesn’t know it’s an autocorrect error, so fuck off.

Same happened with the Volt. You look at the concept car and you think “hey, that looks promising”. Then, you see the production car...