Here’s the fact of life: 99.9999999% of the people out there, they start a project by dismantling things...then they move on and forget about it.

As if you never judge.

OK, here’s the unvarnished truth:

Not to worry, his family is going to sue GM.

Yes.

Used car sales droids on their lunch break:

Oh. I was going to say it’s the Time Machine after they pulled it out from the mine.

The car saw somebody sitting in a lawn chair with a cup of coffee, and that’s all she wrote.

Yes, clearly we need more driveshaft control.

Center of the mattress? You mean you do a single mattress????

And yet, a man making a comment on a woman’s looks means he should be killed dead.

“wary”, not “weary”

yeah. Did a skateboarder also break the windshield at an intersection?

This is simple: the Magnuson Moss Act very specifically says that the warrantors cannot require that only branded parts be used with the product in order to retain the warranty.

It’s a hassle only if you’re a moron.

you are SO wrong, it’s not funny.

On most cars if you buy them new from a dealer if you change your own oil it voids the warranty.

I’ve got a better what: what if the dude went home and fucked your wife?