“torques”?

You misspelled “tiny” AND “penis”.

the “truth” will end up being that some PR flack heard the number 24 somewhere while engineers were in the room.

well, that ought to solve the messy problem of having only one vehicle that can both schlep Timmy to preschool AND carry a 4x8 sheet of plywood home on the weekends.

Suddenly I want to remake Smokey and the Bandit.

Of course it’s Musk’s motto. Witness the Model X. It quite literally defines “great concept with horrible reality”.

Please don’t use the verb “rape” for anything other than the sexual assault, thanks.

So what if “nobody wants them”? Why wouldn’t YOU want it for that low a price?

The problem is that used cars are insane priced... $12,000 for a 2 year old Prius is a crime.

Jezebel?

Form over function. Or, douchebagginess over function.

yeah, even the Germans are laughing their asses off.

But that wouldn’t sell to douchebags.

but the Chrysler allows you to do more without much accept crap because of no forethought.

Maybe they’ll put REAL seats in there instead, then.

If by “most people” you mean “people who will never sit in them or want their passengers or children to sit in them,” then maybe.

They’re still milk crates.

Stow & Go seating is the most uncomfortable shit an automaker has ever brought into the world.