“gypping”. Comes from “gyp” as in, “I got gypped!”

Under some circumsances, yes. For example, you would be the first one to blame the idiot who walked through the worst part of town at 2am carrying fistfuls of hundred dollar bills.

And even if there were witnesses—what happens if she remembers nothing, but everyone at the party remembers that (a) she gave consent, and (b) she seemed in control of herself and her situation?

You’ve ignored the middle ground: she’s not making it up, but neither is he. She says “I don’t remember a thing, I was drinking, I must have been too drunk to know what I was doing” (and therefore unable to give consent), and he says “She seemed normal enough to me, certainly not out of it, quite aware of what she was…

The situation no one wants to discuss, the elephant in the room here, is this: if she consents, where does the man’s responsibility lie in evaluating her ability to consent?

If I walked through a bad neighborhood at 2am with a clear plastic bag full of hundred dollar bills and got robbed (or worse), you’d be the first one to blame me for being that stupid.

Mayo by itself?

Mayo can be made into an edible dressing, but right out of the jar it isn’t. MW is a dressing, right out of the jar.

That just because each is creamy white and is in a jar, doesn’t mean they’re substitutes for one another.

Coleslaw.

Nor is salad dressing.

At the proud ignorance being spewed by people?

I’m sure you find plenty of things to be “deeply disgusting,” and yet you aren’t calling for them to be banished simply because mayo exists.

Your ignorance is noted.

You don’t prepare food with your own hands, do you.

Screw that. Does he get a new hooker a day with free blowjobs for the rest of his life?

No, it’s very unlikely. People with that kind of money have it because they don’t spend it on things like this.

the point of it is to be able to swing your virtual dick in a world that doesn’t exist.

I saw what you did there.

I don’t understand. Miracle Whip and mayo have as much to do with each other as apples and yo-yos. OK, they’re each white and can be spread with a knife; why do people automatically assume that MW is a mayo substitute?