Then you should be able to conclude what he is saying. ;)

Rafael “Ted” Cruz’ official statement to the press on the matter...

Yes, after hundreds of collisions nobody has ever thought to just lower the road.I wonder if there’s some reason why...

My personal opinion (which you are welcome to disagree, even though you are wrong) is mustard taints anything it touches.

I love 11foot8 as much as every other Red Blooded American but for the love of GOD can y’all please start putting the FAQ for this damn thing front and center with blinking lights so that we all don’t have to replay the exact same conversations re: 11'8" until the end of time?

Maybe some Burma Shave type signs along the roadside?

Kaep has been donating and helping inner city youth since before his protest. 

I HIGHLY doubt you’ve seen “all those movies” as The Tudors was a TV show that aired for five years so... 

Take care of your vocal chords, kids.

It warms my heart that...

They should have acquired a F.I.S.T.O. instead...

I am sure there are some, but I am not aware of any F1 fans that are also avid NASCAR fans. I am not convinced that more than 500-1000 people would normally buy a ticket for both events.

Shooting takes place in the vehicle

I mean I know I’d be mid-stroke, and about to finish the deed when my elbow would definitely bump the switch to disable this.

Sherman was right

This is one of those situations where I’m not really rooting hard for either side. The law is bogus overboard (fucking prison time for what boils down to a dispute over marketing? Really?) and I’m not exactly sympathetic to big meat producers in general. But at the same time, for the people producing meat substitutes,…

No other animal cooks its food either, and yet here we are with our big brains aided along by our clever ways of processing food to more efficiently extract calories (and that’s all cooking is, processing food to make it easier to digest and access its calories). We eat grains because the effort-to-energy output for…

“No other mammal drinks milk after infancy.” Ture, but we have a pretty damn good reason to drink milk. None of the other mammals have this:

1. When he bumped the bike, the biker had already stopped. He didn’t believe that biker was running from jack shit.