See, I immediately thought Legacy of Kain, but yours is more likely...unfortunately.

The thing is, I’m not sure it actually needs a second season. They even used the phrase “Trial of Grasses” in the narration, said trial was explicitly for the purpose of altering a normal humanoid for the specific purpose of killing a monster, and then at the end there was someone posting a notice of a reward to kill…

And also Boobs. Just sayin’.

I’m sure there are edgelords who claim not to be able to tell the difference between McDonald’s and Burger King, and equally sure that one of them is calls themself Gmail Dot Com.

Fuck ‘em. Tell them we’ll think about it if and only if they agree to do a recall to fix the theft vulnerability on Hyundai/Kias.

I played and completed it back in the day and liked it, but it was janky even then. I tried to replay it about five years ago and encountered a game-breaking bug that stops story progression late in the first chapter twice in a row. Remake please.

I mean, maybe you would, but anyone who saw you probably would immediately recognize someone looking for their pet.

“I didn’t know it was possible for a beer to cost $14"

In over 30 years, I’ve never been motion-sick on a car, plane, carnival ride, or boat, including seven years in the Navy. VR broke that streak, and I’m never strapping one of those fucking things to my face again.

Pretty sure its going to be beerless even if Budweiser is given free rein.

That’s cool. Hey Lego, the Horizon Tallneck set was awesome, and sold well, so where the heck is the Thunderjaw?

I have the Life Q35 model, and people should be aware that the wear detection auto-pause “feature” is sensitive enough to trigger when I turn my head. It’s aggravating to say the least. You can disable it with the app on your phone, but that has the annoying habit of disconnecting itself when I plug the headphones in…

I have the Life Q35 model, and people should be aware that the wear detection auto-pause “feature” is sensitive…

Sure, Dems aren’t always that great. But when the choice is between “Either evil, or willing to shake hands with evil in exchange for power,” and “Not always that great,” I’m voting Democrat 11 times out of 10.

“The patty itself...is flavorless.”

Pretty much all the sanity effects from Eternal Darkness, but especially the ones that break the 4th wall:

I was going to ask for an exhaustive list of other Switch games that include “boob nudity” so that I can be sure to stay far, far away from them, but it sounds like Nintendo has already protected us, on their system that already has parental controls.

I’d go with either 3 or 4 TBH. 3 has the best villain with Vaas, although gameplay shows its age slightly, and, well, no spoilers. 4 with Pagan Min is very good too. 5 is a blast to play, but the story suuuuuuuucked and forces itself on you unavoidably at several points in the game. 6 was really just disappointing for…

Blood Dragon is great, but it’s also $15 on steam.  No one should waste their money on this.

FTFY.

Hy-vee has built a bunch of stores in Minnesota over the past few years, so if someone claimed they’re now #1, I wouldn’t bother to argue. But if they expect me to believe that Cub Foods not only wasn’t second, but didn’t even make the top five, I’m gonna hafta call BS on that.