This looks great, and thanks for writing about it, because clearly the steam algorithm has failed me yet again. More than 600 hours in Factorio, and not only does steam fail to bring this game to my attention, when I look it up, it thinks maybe I might like this game because I played They Are Billions for a few hours…

“Bad controllers, the lot of them! Sure, you could survive using them, but compared to the Dreamcast’s controller, or the GameCube’s, or the Xbox’s, or especially the Xbox 360's, they were crud.”

I think you got lucky and thus thought it wasn’t that bad.  As someone who didn’t get lucky and was stuck outside banging on the glass, I assure you, it was that bad.

I assure you it’s even odder to see it as a Minnesotan. I have never in my life met anyone who goes to DQ for the food. Culver’s is pretty awesome though, especially since they had to overcome the natural handicap of originating in Wisconsin.

Minnesota spot on with mashed potatoes, although with the way my siblings and I pile them on they’re more like the main dish. Turkey is for suckers.

WHO NEEDS TACO BELL?

Really, McDonald’s? You wanna try and say pastries count as all-day breakfast, but you don’t bring back the fucking Cheese (or Apple, for people who don’t know how to live) Danish? Fuck you, and the horse you rode in on.

Umm...duh?  They said it was fake.

No. A lot to deal with is the fact that at no point in the last year and a half has this asshole had time to take a break from sequels that no one gives a fuck about and approve the HD remaster of The Abyss (and also, if anyone cares, True Lies). WTF, Cameron? Covid didn’t open up any free time for you? Take a…

This needs another panel in which the now-massive wine glass on top causes the ones below to shatter.

So first the disclaimer that I have not played Fallout 76. However, I’m also not going to shit on it. Much.

Yeah, they only made Diablo, Diablo II and LoD, not real Blizzard at all.

Is wrestler going to be significantly different from suplex?

As in, sneakers for the express purpose of not stepping on Legos in your bare feet?  Yeah, decent idea.  Those little fuckers hurt.

Don’t.

I’ll see your generalized wrestling and raise you Turkish oil wrestling, in which two men dressed in leather pants get oiled up and attempt to “establish superiority” by shoving their hands down each other’s pants. Also, if a younger wrestler defeats an elder, he kisses the elder’s hand.

Ok.  Did anything he said actively detract from getting Orange Dumbass out of office?  No?  Then shut the fuck up.

“Yet I have enjoyed many Domino’s pizzas, because I do not consider them “bad pizzas” but rather “good Domino’s pizzas.” It’s rare that things are exactly what we want them to be, but you cannot let that stop you from appreciating them for what they are.”

I never had this problem in Ghost, but I have lost count of the number of times I took a horseshoe to the face in Red Dead because I accidentally punched my horse.

Just picked up a 12-pack of Sam Adams Oktoberfest.  Bring on the fall.