FTFY.

“4. And motion controls have, as I pointed out, been proved a flash-in-the-pan gimmick. Nobody uses them now. Nobody wants to.”

Sorry but,

If Rosenstein is removed, and a more pro-Trump flunkie is put in his place, the question becomes “What obstruction of justice investigation?”

My mistake on RFK Jr, but I said nothing about anyone else, get your reading comprehension correct.

RFK Jr. is an anti-vaxxer. As sick as that burn was, he needs less time on TV, not more.

You yell at it. Most Great Danes live in mortal fear of their master’s displeasure, even if their master is physically no match for them.

Dead Cells.

In other news, scientists have confirmed that water is, in fact, wet.

“bread makes a sandwich 90% of the time”

Having been a tabletop gamer over 20 years...I honestly can’t remember ever fighting a single goblin. Maybe your DM just sucks and needs to spend more time perusing the Monster Manual.

Off-topic: It makes perfect sense to have a picture of Pai for the header image, even though I know I can’t be the only one who finds him unpleasant to look upon. But can we at least get a picture that doesn’t look like it was taken mid-orgasm while jerking off to killing net neutrality?

I am a veteran. Fuck Tom Cotton.

Totally agree on Trump lying, not really a surprise anymore.

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Fine. You want to talk about something we can examine? Examine this, it shouldn’t require a medical degree:

As long as the birds are gonna start singing at 4:30 in the goddamn morning, I am solidly Team Cat.

“Newer Super Mario Bros. DS is a fan-made project that basically gives you a whole new Mario game for the DS (only you actually play it on PC or Mac).”

Except that chili is clearly not a Texas food, because you guys don’t seem to understand that beans are an essential ingredient.

“you obviously dont live in florida, where he fucks us over at every opportunity”