"from the DreamCast's wonderful analog stick and triggers"

He's sitting in the passenger's seat. All you see when she kisses him is them kissing, not the rest of her body so I think that was movie magic at work. I'm pretty sure it's not anatomically possible to be doing the splits on the windshield and manage to twist your body all the way around so as to kiss someone…

Basic math and geography skills would suggest he didn't. Estimate worldwide was shipping 5-6 million units. Then he said 1.5-2 million each would sell in NA. NA =/= USA. 1.5-2 million x 2 = 3-4 million estimated to be sold in NA, which again is not solely composed of the USA. And finally, 3-4 million < 5-6…

That it does, although 4xing Bahamut Zero will result in about as much time elapsed as W-summon KotR with not anywhere near as much damage.

It doesn't. You can W-Summon it but Quadra Magic doesn't work.

3. FFVIII and FFIX were 4.

Given he was playing Pokemon, it wouldn't really matter. The game doesn't require precise D-pad control.

Except that the only way something like "You sound like one of the fattest bitches to ever walk the earth, go back to shoving doritoes and *&(^% (*&^% down your throat you &^*$% stupid %(*^" counts as debate is if the topic of conversation was "What this person sounds like." Otherwise, its just random noise that…

Dude, the first mission in the game has you murdering at least a dozen police officers. You can't avoid it. I think that's a little bit past driving on the sidewalk.

"So, yeah! They're newscasters! On TV! They can't talk about Obama ruining the country for all day!"

That's definitely what I was expecting, the driving in game seems almost arbitrary. Half the time I can't even figure out why I'm spinning out, so as to correct how I'm driving.

It's not necessarily a barrier, just an incentive to buy Sony instead. It's a choice between two products. Either one will give you most of what you want, but one comes with a feature many are saying they have no interest in using, and the other comes with $100. Personally, if I were to buy the XBone, the Kinect it…

How so? I'm not in any way pumped about it. It's probably the one button on the controller I'm going to try to actively avoid pressing.

"it's his competence as an analyst"

This totally doesn't sound like a good way for someone to end up with a broken smartphone. I'm sure it'll be fine.

Which is why cats are funnier.

"But the fanboys are louder than the "haters" or as I like to call them people who are tired of the fanboys. There is one stream about this here and if it wasn't on the list that is all you would see. I could be wrong but that is my past experience"

To answer the question raised by the headline, I would say probably nothing, since in such a beautiful game, the only ugly things were the people, and so fucking corpses couldn't really be any worse.

"On topic: I'm saddened by the lack of Final Fantasy IV on this list, it contained so many innovations for the JRPG genre and deserves to be on there much more than Final Fantasy VI."

"The people who love it never shut up."