Parsley, intractable, longitude.

What does that got to do with it?

"Look, no offense guys, but I'm getting my own agent."

Ghosts? In Space? Preposterous!

Oh, you say that about every movie.

YEAHR DA FAHKIN CONTAINMENT FIELD WUZ WUHKIN FIYNE TIL DICKLESS HEAH SHUT IT AWFF.

I'm ready to believe him.

Idiotking , you're my moral guidance: We've got the costumes, should we steal more stuff?

Now I built this bridge, but do they call me Bill the builder? No…

But there's only one definite Thing.

[Mulder looks excited]
"No, I said goat Fuckers! Chupacabras aren't involved!"
"Yeah, I know what you said."

It's the last place someone would think to look for a weapon unless they've seen ANY MOB MOVIE.

Short Sharp Shock
(From a cheap and chippy chopper)

What's the difference between yo mama and a washing machine? When I drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
-Liz Lemon.

OH SHIT EUGENE VICTOR TOOMES IS SQUEEZING OUT OF A WAHING MACHINE!

Lawyers, guns and money.

"Pleasant", "Loving", "Consensual"?

Listen, you can't just lay around your apartment all day listening to antique records of stuffy old songs about the buttocks…

Oh, what's that? Doktor Sleepless? Yeah I liked it better in 1982 when it was called Dean Motter's Mister X. It was from this obscure Canadian publisher called Vortex, you've probably never heard of them…

The only vinyl I own are my rare Jawa action figure capes and my zipper mask.