you said it dope! judging from that guy’s breasts, it was sexual assault too!

Space they should be? He’s on the court screaming in his face. I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not.

What’s westbrook going to do? Sneak into this guys bedroom, while the fan sleeps, and dress him in an ugly outfit?

Good for Russ. He is the God of Destruction and only lightly pushed the fan away.* Great restraint.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

That method will also cure lockjaw, night vision and mad cow disease.

HMB, yikes quite the card to pull, a journalist stops reading the newspaper and watching the news for a full year?? Boyyyyyyyyyyy you better hold onto your shorts for this one..... Donald Trump is the President of the United States

Maybe you should’ve been paying attention for the last fucking year?

Kyle Stephen’s father also took his own life, in part due to the despair over realizing he didn’t believe his daughter.

“They grow up into strong women that return to destroy your world”

Jesus Christ. Imagine if every USA Basketball Olympian from Christian Laettner to Kobe Jordan to Steph Curry came out and was like Mike Krzlewslzkky (I know I know, humor me) molested me during my time on the team, and then multiplied that by 5. Fucking A.

I just watched some of the victims and their family address Nassar in court on CNN and I want to force anyone who says that they’re ‘bored’ of the #metoo discussions to watch this. It’s heartbreaking and unbelievable and I hope USAG, MSU, the IOC and everyone else who has been complicit in covering this up for many,…

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

Williams’s timing was perfect to throw himself into Diggs’s legs and upend him in bounds

This is nice, especially all the signs for Williams:

He was just trying to pronounce “Ngakoue.”

I understand your frustration and I do apologize for the hit! In no way was I trying to hurt you. My first instinct was turn and make a block. In all sincerity I do apologize. I truly respect you as a player and I made a mistake!

Not pictured: the Texans’ staff immediately sent Zaid back out on the court for a second attempt.

You forgot the quaint local history: